Newts are low maintenance
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Newts are low maintenance
by N.Dorphins » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:02 pm
Newts make great pets.
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"If you got a slave master or Klan in your blood, blacks can sense that, That stuff lingers to this day. Just like Jews can sense Nazi blood and the Serbs can sense Dave Blood."
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by The Lamp Incident » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:36 am
As long as you've got a boner, every day is hump day.
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by The Tarantula » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:49 am
Damn straight.
It's alive! (nearly)
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by Spoon » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:24 am
I hate when I pay a homeless guy to rape somebody that I don't like, and then after they're done they ask for an extra sandwich. A deal is a deal. I'm all like, "FML yo! LOL"
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by N.Dorphins » Tue May 22, 2012 4:34 pm
Newts are low maintenance.
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"If you got a slave master or Klan in your blood, blacks can sense that, That stuff lingers to this day. Just like Jews can sense Nazi blood and the Serbs can sense Dave Blood."
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
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by The Lamp Incident » Mon May 28, 2012 1:04 am
I hate people who have limp hand shakes. Fuck 'em all.
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by The Tarantula » Mon May 28, 2012 9:18 pm
I'm against all forms of handshaking, so why do people with limp ones even bother to force you to do it?
It's alive! (nearly)
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by Marshall » Tue May 29, 2012 12:21 pm
I hate when I tell someone I'm going on vacation or I won't be at work for a few days and he/she replies with, "must be nice" in a pissy tone. It IS nice; that's why I'm going on vacation. So don't make me feel bad because you choose to be miserable in your life by wasting all your money on satellite television or expensive gadgetry or a dozen kids and three dogs that keep you tied down to what could otherwise be a kickass, rock and roll life full of pictures and awesome postcards. Not my agenda. Next time I'll tell you I'm going to Sobibor. Then tell me how nice it must be. Asshole.
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FREE FRACKING MUMIA!
by N.Dorphins » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:05 am
FREE FRACKING MUMIA!
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"If you got a slave master or Klan in your blood, blacks can sense that, That stuff lingers to this day. Just like Jews can sense Nazi blood and the Serbs can sense Dave Blood."
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
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by N.Dorphins » Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:08 pm
Newts are low maintenance.
Last edited by N.Dorphins on Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"If you got a slave master or Klan in your blood, blacks can sense that, That stuff lingers to this day. Just like Jews can sense Nazi blood and the Serbs can sense Dave Blood."
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
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by N.Dorphins » Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:36 pm
Newts are low maintenance.
Last edited by N.Dorphins on Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"If you got a slave master or Klan in your blood, blacks can sense that, That stuff lingers to this day. Just like Jews can sense Nazi blood and the Serbs can sense Dave Blood."
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
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by N.Dorphins » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:45 pm
Adults without kids who make a big deal about Halloween.
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"If you got a slave master or Klan in your blood, blacks can sense that, That stuff lingers to this day. Just like Jews can sense Nazi blood and the Serbs can sense Dave Blood."
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
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by N.Dorphins » Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:47 pm
That they preempted Danzig WithThe Stars.
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"If you got a slave master or Klan in your blood, blacks can sense that, That stuff lingers to this day. Just like Jews can sense Nazi blood and the Serbs can sense Dave Blood."
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
-Robert Allen Zimmerman
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by The Lamp Incident » Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:28 pm
N.Dorphins wrote:People who refuse to eat fast food.
N.Dorphins wrote:Adults without kids who make a big deal about Halloween. Grow up.
Hahaha, I think I like you good sir.
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