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Get drunk

Postby The Lamp Incident » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:59 am

Because there is nothing else to live for.

Life is worthless and goals are useless. We will all die eventually so who fucking cares. The point of life is to drink more beers than anyone else. If people try to tell you otherwise they are covered in ectoplasmic reticula,wnlkjernlkjg;waegeakg;aegkma;lkjvlajlajfliaqjfliqajlfj

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Postby Tadao » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:58 pm

I drink vodka everyday, but it's medicinal.
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Postby Eve-Lau » Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:12 pm

Lately, every time I pass in front of the liquor store, I feel the urge to buy a nice bottle of red wine, but I don’t. I hate drinking alone. :roll:
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Postby Tadao » Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:25 pm

You're never alone when you drink.

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When I'm pilled you don't notice him,
He only comes out when I drink my gin."
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Re: Get drunk

Postby The Tarantula » Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:48 pm

The Lamp Incident wrote:Because there is nothing else to live for.


I've been doing this for maybe 18 years now.

Glad to see I was on the right track.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:34 am

drop dat hate edge on da flizzor like it be hot flapjacks o' some shit
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:28 pm

They say that when you break up with a girlfriend it feels great at first, then you feel depressed for a while, then everything goes back to normal.

Looking at this thread, it's pretty safe to say everything's back to normal by now.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:36 pm

GET DRUNK AND KILL YOURSELF OR YOU ARE PUSSY WITH FUCK AND TITS AND AIDS WHO SHITS BATTERY ACID MOLTEN LAVA FUCKS UP THE BUTT WITH A SCREWDRIVER
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Postby BigTimeOperator » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:13 pm

The Lamp Incident wrote:GET DRUNK AND KILL YOURSELF OR YOU ARE PUSSY WITH FUCK AND TITS AND AIDS WHO SHITS BATTERY ACID MOLTEN LAVA FUCKS UP THE BUTT WITH A SCREWDRIVER


I am putting that in my vows when I get married this weekend.
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Postby Spoon » Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:37 pm

I'm just along for the ride. I don't ask or expect anything from life. Just take what's offered to you and try to get a window seat.
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Postby r_marx » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:01 am

Drinking alcohol is injurious for health. But taking it once or twice in a week is not so bad idea.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby The Tarantula » Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:26 am

Are you Richard Marx?
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Postby N.Dorphins » Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:20 pm

Newts are low maintenance.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:17 pm

r_marx wrote:Drinking alcohol is injurious for health. But taking it once or twice in a week is not so bad idea.... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Things that are injurious for health are awesome.
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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:50 pm

Love life :P
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