The Break-Up Thread: V2.0

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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:56 pm

Heres a haiku I wrote about the perfect girl I had yet to meet.

come picka me up
get me a cheese hamburger
then you take me home
When in doubt fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
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Postby The Tarantula » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:15 am

doctor love wrote:What the fuck is this shit?
Is my girlfriend stupid enough to leave a picture of her hand carressing another man's Johnson on her cellphone, or is the picture of something else entirely?
And where were my balls when I saw the photo this morning? Not on the pic. I was working at the time. Hmmm?

*edit: it was actually a pic of her junk upside down, which looked a little like a penis (or at least when I viewed it in the morning and had sleep in my eyes).


lol wut
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Postby doctor love » Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:36 am

Yeah, i'm retarded and had a little anxiety from the last relationship that overlapped with the new one.

Everyting with me and my NEW girl is great. We have lots of fun together and fuck a lot. It's awesome.
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Postby The Tarantula » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:18 am

I think I said I hated you for that on the last page, so I won't say it again.

Lucky bastard. :D
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Postby doctor love » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:57 pm

Is everything doing alright with you and your girl?
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Postby The Tarantula » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:43 pm

Oh, it's not too bad man, though I complain a lot.

7 years on, most things get a bit boring!
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Re: The Break-Up Thread: V2.0

Postby Cannavarojo9 » Thu May 18, 2017 3:13 am

Lampy,
I posted in the wrong freaken thread I created. I deserve anything you guys throw at me right now. LOL

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