Don't worry dude, I am sure you have seen the discovery channel, I puffed my chest up so I look bigger than I am he will acknowledge me as a threat and walk away with his tail between his legs ready to hunt later at night. In which case buttplugs will be your next bible.
When in doubt fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.
Santa thinks of mags when he is fucking Mrs. Claus.
"Not only is Santa a lie, he will ravage you sexually, drink your blood and drag your palpating carcasses down to Hell with him!"
-Landover Baptist Church
At least I don't think of Santa Claus when I am masturbating!
The unofficial archivist. Keep digitizing those old recordings everybody!
Current Projects: A stack of tapes from Timothy, will be hopefully getting those finished soon! Lotsa upgrades to things that have been circulating for a while.
I ate a QUAD stacker earlier this week. I felt really gluttonous after conquering all that beef patty layered by bacon and cheese. I figured this was an appropriate thread to mention said burger eating experience.
When in doubt fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt.