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Postby The Tarantula » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:42 pm

I'm shit at soloing, so I don't really know either. I would literally have to do it note by note. Braaaiiiiins.
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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:17 pm

I coudl figure it out note to note but not scale to scale.
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Postby xfoo » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:58 am

i keep gerbils as pets.

here's a good test for rooting out a fuckhead: mention that you have pet gerbils, then time how long it takes for him or her to make some joke about forcing gerbils to tunnel in your ass.

imagine if this applied to dogs, then someone said 'got a dog there, eh? i bet you smear peanut butter on your genitals'

that guys a creepy fuck right? i vote if it applies to dogs it applies to gerbils
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Postby xfoo » Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:51 am

well maybe it's just me. seriously, mention gerbils to someone. 1 out of 4 poeple will say 'lol gerbils better not stick them up your butt'
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Postby The Tarantula » Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:39 pm

The other 3 probably say "lol Richard Gere lol".
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:26 am

I fucking hate everyone and everything. Go shit a toaster and choke on it.
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Postby Alfie Gandon » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:47 am

Looks like someone needs to take the gerbils out of their ass and calm down :3

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Postby The Lamp Incident » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:25 am

Relax...it was a couple days ago.
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Postby xfoo » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:17 pm

holy crap

also gerbils were on my name is earl last week. i wonder if the only reason they didn't have a gerbil ass joke on it is cause it was prime time. also gerbils don't make chipmunk noises when you throw them out the window.
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Postby Rory » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:02 am

So some friends and I went to a bar and got a pitcher. After finishing the pitcher, my friend goes up to the bar to buy a round, and the guy says that this is our third time in there without tipping and refuses to serve us. Is this customary? Do I have to constantly tip some cocksucker in a mostly empty bar for sitting around, smoking cigarettes, drinking, watching TV and retrieving the occasional beer in addition to paying nine fucking dollars for a pitcher of shitty ass Miller Lite? Is this outrageous, or am I wrong? Keep in mind that the guy was a cocksucker to begin with, from the first time we set foot in there.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:10 am

If the guy was a beer delivery guy, I'd say yes. But maybe I'm just still bitter over that dumb kid who didn't tip me for his damn sandwich on Monday.

This reminds me of a funny story. Shortly after I quit my dishwashing/busing job(a week later I think) I went to Dave and Busters with a few people I worked with there. Our night began with dinner. The waiter sucked so bad. He was slow on everything. We actually got our dinner after our appetizer. When the check comes around(which he was also slow bringing out) we basically decided we'd had enough. The bill was somewhere around 70 dollars. If I remember right, our tip was 73 cents and a Newport Bridge token.
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Postby doctor love » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:17 am

Isn't it normal to have your appetizer before the dinner/meal?
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:51 am

This waiter sucked so fucking bad he didn't realize that.
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Postby mags » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:19 pm

Did you all go into therapy or sumthing? I mean nearly two years with out a gripe!!! :shock: come on !
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Postby Mr.Alex » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:49 pm

I hate when people use "a" or "an" improperly.
For example,
I ate an watermelon.
I have a apple.

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