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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:26 pm

Haha that is awesome. Everyday new tid bits of macho mans life come together.
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Postby Creepy_Old_Goat » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:37 pm

I bet he talked like that when he was in elementary school.

"HEY, TEACH!!!! I'VE GOTTA GOT TO THE BATHROOM! OOOH YEAAAH!!!!!"

"Randy! Shhh... keep it down. The other students are trying to read."

I CAN'T HELP IT! OOHH YEAAAAH!!!!!
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Postby Satoshi-kun » Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:25 am

Wrestling? Well, that is ok for the spam thread, I guess.

I like high-school wrestling the best though... it's always looked erotic to me.
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Postby Spoon » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:59 am

Talking about wrestling and old goats, I went to York's Animal Kingdom last week. It was kind of raining so most of the people took off, leaving a zoofull of wet animal fun for those willing to stick it out. Anyway, they had a big section just filled with goats. Apparently, they don't like the rain, so most of them took cover under things. I guess they like being hungry even less than rain, because a few of them came out when we bought some goat pellets out of a quarter machine.

Anyway, a mommy goat came over with a baby goat to get some grub. We were feeding them, and the baby goat was doing these short little "beh! beh!" goat sounds. It made me want to steal it, especially since my residence currently lacks a goat.

But then this big ass male goat charged the female and head butted her right in the side. The mommy and baby goats abandoned the food and ran off. I gave the rest of the food pellets to the asshole goat because I usually get along with any species that hit women while their children watch in horror. I bet the mommy goat deserved it. It was a good time had by all.
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Postby Eve-Lau » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:47 am

What a nice tale! :D
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Postby Creepy_Old_Goat » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:15 pm

Spoon, you could write a childrens book about that experience. I bet it'd sell big.8)
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Postby Spoon » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:49 pm

I'd call it "The Goat That Hated Jesus". I wonder if Jamie Lee Curtis would do some illustrations. Or at least confess to having a penis at one time. I would be happy with either.
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Postby Creepy_Old_Goat » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:39 am

For nobody that cares... I've put up my own cover of Shonen Knife's Riding on the Rocket on my myspace.com band page...

http://www.myspace.com/thirdworldwonders

Don't enjoy! :mrgreen:
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Postby doctor love » Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:40 am

I tried to add you as a friend, but it went to my inbox instead (?!?)
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Postby Creepy_Old_Goat » Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:12 pm

wicked!
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Postby Creepy_Old_Goat » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:16 pm

cool!
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Postby Cult Leader Lettuce » Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:06 am

Lampy's touring the spam thread.... err.... spamming threads:

December 1 @ With a Bong
December 2 @ With a Penis Patch
December 3 @ With a Dildo
December 5 @ With a Gay Moose
December 6 @ While whistling dixie out his arse
December 7 @ With a Hookah
December 8 @ With a Butt Plug
December 9 in some random hooker
December 10 @ aol.com
December 11 @ With a Barry Manilow record
December 12 @ With a Bee-Gees 8-track
December 13 @ With Preparation H
December 14 @ With autistic mods
December 15 @ While Masturbating a Reindeer
January 26, 2007 @ SATAN
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:46 am

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Postby Cult Leader Lettuce » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:50 pm

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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:32 pm

Haha Lamp that pig nosed bitch looks like my last crush, minus the maroon nipples.
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