The Break-Up Thread: V2.0

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Postby doctor love » Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:39 am

I'm going to Vegas in a few days. Y'know what that means??? PROSTITUTES!!!

***I ended up not going. It turns out that my friend that I was going with has a tumor on his neck and he'll get it removed over the weekend.
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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:05 pm

Ladies and Gents I am in a conodrum here and I'd like some help out. This girl that I like a lot and have liked a lot for over a year now is feeling like crap. She went to a beach the other day and a good friend of hers ended up drowning. So as expected she is really sad and basically not wanting to leave her house. I need to think of some ways to cheer her up and keep her mind off of the incident. And I have no clue what to do. I have suffered losses in the family but never friends so it seems like it woul be something completely different to go through. I don't want to badger her but I want to help her. It's hard finding the happy medium. I don't know if this brief description is enough to spark some ideas but please help me out if ya can.
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Postby Eve-Lau » Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:16 pm

I wish I could help you out there, but I'm not known for empathy, I wouldn't
know what to say..
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finding some help

Postby smackie9 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:41 pm

Hey I know a great site you can post in. You will find lots of people in there that will give you great advice. http://www.relationshipforums.com Post in the general chat or for best results post in the singles section. Best of luck :D
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:56 pm

I have decided to start a church. It's going to be called "The Church of Crucified Cuntrags Hanging Upside Down On My Wall". I'm going to run around every day cocksmacking them in a frenzied fit as I ejaculate onto their faces and curse the name of god. Then I'm going to shoot myself in the face and pretend the whole thing never happened.
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Postby smackie9 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:30 pm

Better slow down on the crack there Lampy. :wink:
I hear that too much will make your dick fall off!
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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:10 pm

You forgot to mention after it falls off. It scampers away and hides in a dingy basement for years plotting its revenge against the heathen that made it fall off. Penises they always get you when you arent looking.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:35 pm

smackie9 wrote:Better slow down on the crack there Lampy. :wink:
I hear that too much will make your dick fall off!


I have five dicks anyway, so who cares if one falls off?
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Postby smackie9 » Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:40 pm

Oh I'm sorry......I thought you were just one big dick :lol:
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Postby BigTimeOperator » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:57 pm

I got the "Lets be friends and take it from there" speech last week.
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Postby smackie9 » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:47 pm

WHOA! :shock: Time to jump ship! Don't need to hear anymore of that kinda shit talk do ya:? Isn't that speech a little old? Like you don't know what it really means. Why don't these women just step up to the plate and say.."Sorry, I was just using you. I need to go now" or "I'm not interested....I just wanted a free dinner" or "I don't really like you so.....let's not waste each other's time."
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:49 am

I'm so glad I have no prospects in the relationship field. Being single rules.
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Postby BigTimeOperator » Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:03 am

It sucks because she was cool. I mean the best taste in music of anyone I ever dated. I will probably be damned by someone who worships Justin Timberlake and considers The Backstreet Boys "Oldies".
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Postby smackie9 » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:02 am

Lampy:
I'm so glad I have no prospects in the relationship field. Being single rules.


Not being single helps with the rent and the sex is always there 8)
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:36 am

Rent?
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