The Break-Up Thread: V2.0

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Postby The Lamp Incident » Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:05 pm

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Postby The Tarantula » Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:49 pm

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Postby smackie9 » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:16 pm

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I finally figured it out, Thanks Ben
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Postby Satoshi-kun » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:57 pm

smackie9 wrote:Hey....If you younger guys are looking to get laid.....go for the cougars....they'll make ya feel like a man again...just remember to wear a tight t-shirt......

Definition of Cougar on the Web:

a middle-aged (or above) woman, dressed to the nines, out on the prowl looking for young (20-35 year old) men :lol:


Well, these are who usually tries to pick me up. (i bullshit you not):
1."Cougars"
2.under 18
3.mexican girls

The middle aged girls scare me, the young ones are illegal, and the mexican girls don't speak my language.... or not very well.

Moral: Satoshi doesn't get any pussy.
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Postby kksuck2 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:58 pm

fat chicks gravitate to me
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Postby mags » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:42 am

For me its short blokes...if they are under five foot tall they genetically programed to irritate me with declarations of lurve, its "Snow White syndrome"
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Postby The Tarantula » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:23 am

Friends' sisters and girlfriends always seem to like me. :evil:

But short chicks yeah. Though to me, all chicks are short.
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Postby smackie9 » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:58 am

kksucks said:
fat chicks gravitate to me


That is why there is alcohol.........
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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:30 pm

I just got back a few days ago and now it seems like every girl i liked wants some of this. I guess its because the hot alabama sun got me nice and bronzed or something.
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Postby smackie9 » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:59 pm

Having nice tits gets me stuff. The other day I got me a cool jacket from a sales guy I buy bandaids from.
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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:59 pm

Free drinks would alos be a plus for havin boobies women are lucky besides the whole 28 day cycle they have.
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Postby smackie9 » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:04 pm

Wow what a fast response...what 2 seconds? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:06 pm

Hehe yes i do have impeckable timing. Its all part of my magic. I most likely demolished that word.
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Postby smackie9 » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:09 pm

Notice how I said 2 seconds.......
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Postby Adict4DeadMilk » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:10 pm

Yes i did and as always it was cute.
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