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Postby Tadao » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:31 pm

Well, I asked to to make sure it doesn't grow back together, so he cut the tubes really short, and soldered them closed. For it to be reversed would cost a ton of money probably. I'd much rather adopt anyways.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Sat May 22, 2010 9:27 pm

So your dads gots the bigs K... cancers.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Mon May 31, 2010 7:28 pm

I WILL CRUSH YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!

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Postby BigTimeOperator » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:08 pm

Love the chick in the Luca mask
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Let me tell you who I am...
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:11 pm

That's a guy.
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Postby Spoon » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:06 am

Could have used that little tidbit of info at the time. Then again, I was wondering who would fall for my "I am a robot from the planet Fuck. Take me to your sex organs" line.
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Mid life crisis, part deux.

Postby dinorock » Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:22 am

Ok, so for my last big birthday I bought myself the Strat. And in ten years I have learned the obligitory 3 chords that tell me that I really suck at guitar.
For this big birthday, (June 7th, I'm sure you really give a damn. Which birthday you may ask. Lets just say it puts me a few years older than a couple of members of the DM.), my wife bought me a motorcycle.
Now before you go "cool", let me explain. We are not talking about a $35,000 Hog. We are talking about a 1982 Honda CM 450e. Great shape. Runs great. Custom paint that changes color from copper, to purple, to yellow, depending on the light conditions. Still, It just might be a little small for a man who is 6'2'', and tipping the scales at 220lbs.
But it is what I wanted. A small light street bike, (400 lbs), that I can re-learn to ride on. (Like a lot of people my age, we rode motorcycles when we were younger, but quit when responsibility took hold. Now, besides my wife, I am only responsible to my creditors. And my creditors can go fuck themselves!) Oh. Total cost. 800 bucks Canadian. (Which is pretty damn close to 800 bucks US anymore.) It pays to buy from relatives.
So picture this. A 6'2'', 220 pound middle aged male, shaved head, goatee, dark glasses, wearing his 'colors', a black hoodie with a large union brotherhood patch on the back,(Hells Carpenters. Piss us off and we will like, well, I don't know. Build you a house I guess.), stuffed over, under and around a bike that would be better suited for his wife to ride. Is he cool? Or is he just another pathetic old man trying to regain his lost youth? (The latter you say.)
The answer is neither. I'm just having fun. And Viagra is how pathetic old men regain lost youth. And I'm sure thats coming soon.
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Postby Spoon » Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:02 am

Not that I'm into motorcycles, but those are cool bikes. I dig simplicity in design over flash.

Happy early birthday, old buck.
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Postby dinorock » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:58 pm

Spoon wrote:Not that I'm into motorcycles, but those are cool bikes. I dig simplicity in design over flash.

Happy early birthday, old buck.
Thanks young dude.
It's finally stopped raining so a couple beers, some red wine, and barbeque are in order.
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Postby Tadao » Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:00 pm

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
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Postby Spoon » Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:21 pm

Ahhhh classic Emo.
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Postby dinorock » Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:04 pm

Does anybody else snicker when they say vuvuzela on tv? (Kind of reminds me of a word that was used a lot back in the old Penthouse Letters days.)
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Postby BigTimeOperator » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:12 pm

I am getting married this Saturday. Just wanted to share that.
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Postby The Lamp Incident » Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:50 pm

Does that mean we can expect a whole shitload of entertaining posts on this board beginning sometime within the next year?
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Postby The Tarantula » Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:04 pm

Entertaining? No sir.

Congrats, I guess. I thought you would have learned by now! :D
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