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The Lamp Incident
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 Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:59 am Post subject: Get drunk |
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Because there is nothing else to live for.
Life is worthless and goals are useless. We will all die eventually so who fucking cares. The point of life is to drink more beers than anyone else. If people try to tell you otherwise they are covered in ectoplasmic reticula,wnlkjernlkjg;waegeakg;aegkma;lkjvlajlajfliaqjfliqajlfj
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Tadao
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| I drink vodka everyday, but it's medicinal. |
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Eve-Lau
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Lately, every time I pass in front of the liquor store, I feel the urge to buy a nice bottle of red wine, but I don’t. I hate drinking alone. 
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Tadao
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You're never alone when you drink.
"Doctor Jimmy and mister Jim
When I'm pilled you don't notice him,
He only comes out when I drink my gin." |
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The Tarantula
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| Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:48 pm Post subject: Re: Get drunk |
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| The Lamp Incident wrote: | | Because there is nothing else to live for. |
I've been doing this for maybe 18 years now.
Glad to see I was on the right track.
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The Lamp Incident
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| Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:34 am Post subject: |
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drop dat hate edge on da flizzor like it be hot flapjacks o' some shit
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The Lamp Incident
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They say that when you break up with a girlfriend it feels great at first, then you feel depressed for a while, then everything goes back to normal.
Looking at this thread, it's pretty safe to say everything's back to normal by now.
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The Lamp Incident
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GET DRUNK AND KILL YOURSELF OR YOU ARE PUSSY WITH FUCK AND TITS AND AIDS WHO SHITS BATTERY ACID MOLTEN LAVA FUCKS UP THE BUTT WITH A SCREWDRIVER
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BigTimeOperator
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| The Lamp Incident wrote: | | GET DRUNK AND KILL YOURSELF OR YOU ARE PUSSY WITH FUCK AND TITS AND AIDS WHO SHITS BATTERY ACID MOLTEN LAVA FUCKS UP THE BUTT WITH A SCREWDRIVER |
I am putting that in my vows when I get married this weekend.
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Spoon
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I'm just along for the ride. I don't ask or expect anything from life. Just take what's offered to you and try to get a window seat.
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r_marx
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Drinking alcohol is injurious for health. But taking it once or twice in a week is not so bad idea.... 
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The Tarantula
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N.Dorphins
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My mon always gave me hell when I got drunk as a teen.
But then again, she drank during my pregnancy. So I guess she had a complex about it.
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The Lamp Incident
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| r_marx wrote: | | Drinking alcohol is injurious for health. But taking it once or twice in a week is not so bad idea.... |
Things that are injurious for health are awesome.
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Love life 
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