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lithiumtom



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:59 am    Post subject: 100% ORGANIC SURFBOARD WAX Reply with quote

I AM PRODUCING my own brand of 100% organic surf wax. It cost me a lot to make it. Each cake is the size of a cup cake. I'm sure it's the same volume as a cake of sexwax maybe more. I used no perfume so it kinda smells like..... wax. Next batch will be scented with organic peppermint oil.
I made a batch of SUPER STICKY and a batch of MEGA STICKY.

Hand crafted
100% organic ingredients
Locally made (east coast anyway)
Superior performance.
No petroleum or chemical perfumes being absorbed into your skin.
All ingredients are non-toxic, biodegradable and sustainable resources.

Traditionally surf wax is made from a mix of petrochemicals, paraffin wax, artificial dyes and scents and toxic adhesives to increase stickiness, resulting in a toxic product, even in small amounts. There are millions and millions of surfers in the world today, consuming up to 20 million bars of surfboard wax each year. 20 million bars of surf wax that end up in the ocean, on the beach, in the earth. Millions of pounds of paraffin wax - the first by-product of crude oil - being used to make surf wax.

I intend on continuing to make organic surf wax and will also be making available organic curb wax in the near future.

$2.50 each + $1.00 shipping add 30 cents+ per cake shipping for more than one.
I accept credit card orders thru PAYPAL or we can make other arrangements.

Send me a personal message to get yours.
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mann



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i knew he was a spambot
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lithiumtom



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no not really, i am trying to offeran alternative to petroleum products releated to something very dear to me.
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The Lamp Incident



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't surf(though I have expressed interest in it before), but this is a cool idea.
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Eve-Lau



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is indeed an awesome idea. If I was a surfer, I'd definitely get it. You should try and market it here in Vancouver. There are lots of surfers and surf shops. And Vancouver is really organic-friendly. :D
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Donno



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't surfed in ages, but I'd totally buy this if I still did. I think most surfers would- provided it works as well as Dr. Zog's. Shit, I bet Sex Wax has sold as many T-shirts as bars of wax- you should look into merchandizing, as well. Give some free t-shirts out at first, to get your name out amongst the surfers- good deal.
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lithiumtom



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the ideas and kind words.
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Dirty Sanchez



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you should call it Fuck Wax, you know, just to one-up dr. zog. my buddy works at a surf shop at the jersey shore, i'll tell him about it.
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