Dead Milkmen Free For All

BigTimeOperator · Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:51 am Post subject:

I love golf, fishing, shuffleboard, lawn darts, darts, pool, Video Games..anything I can drink & Smoke and play is a GREAT FUCKING SPORT.
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The Lamp Incident · Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 5090 Location: PVD, rho die land

BigTimeOperator · Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:04 am Post subject:

Lampy,

Listen dude I like you a lot. But this golf thing concerns us regs a lot. So help me if you buy a poodle, marry some female named Mimi , become a doctor and get a BMW, you're off the FFA forever!!!
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The Lamp Incident · Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 5090 Location: PVD, rho die land

None of those things will happen. I am an asexual pug owning failure with a Passat my mom gave me who doesn't give a shit about cars.
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The Tarantula · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:38 am Post subject:

I liked this thread. Don't want it to die.

Even if it's a poll, and therefore seems immune.
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The Lamp Incident · Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 5090 Location: PVD, rho die land

I got sent home from work a couple times and missed a day last week because I couldn't stop coughing. Now my back feels like it's going to explode. Where does it end?
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The Tarantula · Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:54 pm Post subject:

I actually fell over and grazed both knees, jarred my shoulders and bruised my hands.

At least it was dark so I had an excuse, and also no one saw.
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The Tarantula · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:02 am Post subject:

Nope. Just walking in the dark. Embarrassing.
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Spoon · Joined: 11 Jul 2003 Posts: 1503 Location: New Hampshire

For the record, golf is one of the most fun games ever invented. And I love grumpy old people.

New quote, too. ZING!
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Creepy_Old_Goat · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject:

Adict4DeadMilk · Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:21 pm Post subject:

That reminds me of the time I was riding my bike home from work. As I tried exerting more force to cross a street fast because a car was on its way down the street. The chain snapped. Thats right it didnt just pop it broke in twine. My handlebars jerked to the side and I hit the ground and rolled a few times. That car had to slam on the brakes so I didnt get run over so I got up brushed myself off and walked my bike home. Later that night I had a bump on my kneee the size of a softball. It is so fun freaking people out with one of those.
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Adict4DeadMilk · Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:54 pm Post subject:

OK now that I am done with checkin all the threads I will ask but one question then get back to you guys later because I am definitely internetted out. Had anyone heard about what jhappened to buffalo over the past week?
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Creepy_Old_Goat · Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:13 pm Post subject:

Ah jeez... I did something similar to that too.
I was on my way home from a job interview... and when I was almost home I decided to speed it up a bit. SNAP! goes the chain and I fall (luckily) into the weeds on the side of the road. Thus, my only nice pair of pants were covered in grass stains and dirt. Cool

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Creepy_Old_Goat · Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject:

Buffalo? Did it burn down or something?
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