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Rory · Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 1560 Location: Chicago

Oh my God, are you dead?

The Tarantula · Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:43 am Post subject:

[quote="Rory"]Oh my God, are you dead?[/quote]

Who is this?

Guards?
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The Lamp Incident · Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 5090 Location: PVD, rho die land

Come back when you've got 133 more posts chum.

Shouldn't take long, but...you know the rules.
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kksuck2 · Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:01 am Post subject:

Damn n00bs.

The Tarantula · Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:26 am Post subject:

Honestly, it's enough to make you fire the staff.

Canapes, anyone?
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BigTimeOperator · Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:32 am Post subject:

Good news. They fired the doorman and they have installed a nice Brinks Home Security alarm in this thread. They assured me it shall never happen again. Escargot anyone?
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The Lamp Incident · Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 5090 Location: PVD, rho die land

I say we make the member with closest to 1000 posts the doorman.

That would actually make Rory our new doorman.
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Rory · Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 1560 Location: Chicago

When I posted earlier I truly didn't realize I was in the proverbial Quad Club. Oops...

The Tarantula · Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:58 am Post subject:

That's OK, doorman. I'm expecting a new chaise longue delivered later today. Be a dear and bring it up to my penthouse suite?
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Rory · Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 1560 Location: Chicago

Coitenly.

BigTimeOperator · Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 11:25 pm Post subject:

Excuse me doorman... I noticed some riftraft about three threads down, make sure they don't enter this place will you.
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trashlikeyou · Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 1869 Location: Nellyville

And if you get a large brown box delivered by some Mexicans, DO NOT OPEN IT! Seriously, this is a life and death matter, just leave it at my lounge door, knock 3 times, then once, then 3 more times, and forget it ever happened.
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David Laskin · Joined: 28 Dec 2004 Posts: 21

My neighbor had a quad. He hit a tree and meesed it up.

trashlikeyou · Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 1869 Location: Nellyville

WHAT!? Get the hell out of here! 3 posts? I don't even want to acknowledge your existence!!
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BigTimeOperator · Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:33 pm Post subject:

Rory, What is this? If you want to ever become a full fledge member of the QUAD Club you will see to it no one under 1000 posts ever posts here again. look at that. 3 posts. THREE FREAKEN POSTS. The guyt is fresh out of the womb. He is a rookie for Pete's sake. Now you must be punished. Put on this chicken suit as we all throw poopy diapers at you.

NOW DANCE CHICKEN BOY!!!
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