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N.Dorphins
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 Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:02 pm Post subject: Little Things That Git Yer Goat |
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When people refer to Wednesday as 'Humpday.'
And why isn't it Humpnesday???
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The Lamp Incident
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As long as you've got a boner, every day is hump day.
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I hate when I pay a homeless guy to rape somebody that I don't like, and then after they're done they ask for an extra sandwich. A deal is a deal. I'm all like, "FML yo! LOL"
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N.Dorphins
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That scene in THE BIG LEBOWSKI where they trashed the Corvette. The next scene they are eating burgers.
What happened in between. Weren't the police summoned? How did they placate the Vette's owner?
And in SUPER, how to explain Boltie's corpse/disappearance? Did he bury her in an unmarked grave? What did he tell the cops/family?
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The Lamp Incident
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I hate people who have limp hand shakes. Fuck 'em all.
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The Tarantula
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I'm against all forms of handshaking, so why do people with limp ones even bother to force you to do it?
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Marshall
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| I hate when I tell someone I'm going on vacation or I won't be at work for a few days and he/she replies with, "must be nice" in a pissy tone. It IS nice; that's why I'm going on vacation. So don't make me feel bad because you choose to be miserable in your life by wasting all your money on satellite television or expensive gadgetry or a dozen kids and three dogs that keep you tied down to what could otherwise be a kickass, rock and roll life full of pictures and awesome postcards. Not my agenda. Next time I'll tell you I'm going to Sobibor. Then tell me how nice it must be. Asshole. |
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N.Dorphins
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| Marshall wrote: | | I hate when I tell someone I'm going on vacation or I won't be at work for a few days and he/she replies with, "must be nice" in a pissy tone. It IS nice; that's why I'm going on vacation. So don't make me feel bad because you choose to be miserable in your life by wasting all your money on satellite television or expensive gadgetry or a dozen kids and three dogs that keep you tied down to what could otherwise be a kickass, rock and roll life full of pictures and awesome postcards. Not my agenda. Next time I'll tell you I'm going to Sobibor. Then tell me how nice it must be. Asshole. |
Good answer.
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N.Dorphins
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People who refuse to eat fast food.
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N.Dorphins
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Steampunk anything.
Boring.
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Adults without kids who make a big deal about Halloween. Grow up.
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Chuck
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| Guys who wear sandals. |
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N.Dorphins
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That they preempted Danzig WithThe Stars, instead showing how much the wind blows in Glen Arm.
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The Lamp Incident
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| N.Dorphins wrote: | | People who refuse to eat fast food. |
| N.Dorphins wrote: | | Adults without kids who make a big deal about Halloween. Grow up. |
Hahaha, I think I like you good sir.
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