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  1. MrStinky Says:

    17 years ago today, I got to see my first Dead Milkmen Show (Phantasy Theatre in Lakewood, OH). This date is one that will be with me forever, as no band has entertained me over the years more than the Milkmen. Of course, this also marks the sad occasion two years ago when we lost a great person. I try to focus on the positive and remember the excitement of going to that first show, but I can’t help but be saddened as well. Dave, you are still missed.

  2. Joe Jack Says:

    “It’s pronounced Leh-TOO-chay!”

    I can hear in my mind Dave saying this with glee while making a prank phone call to some poor Burger King manager somewhere in the middle of Kansas.

  3. Kathy F. Says:

    I still miss my Mother and my brother very much.I have my Dad down here in Texas now taking care of him,he is very old and very feeble, losing Mom and David so close was too much for an old man. I miss the chance that I never had to somehow be on the same page with David again- we had the greatest childhood together growing up.I know that David is at peace now,even though it means he is not here.
    Life is precious you only get one, you only get one of each of your family members,don’t forget to tell them that you love them and that they are important to you.I can only tell David that alone in bed before I sleep now.
    LIfe is too short, and shorter for some than others. Don’t waste it.
    Kathy F.

  4. surfin_cow222 Says:

    hello joe, rodney, and dean- there is always a loss for words when it comes to losing someone close… i lost my best freind to suicide in june this past summer. i still miss him terribly, but when i think of all the inside jokes we shared it always makes me smile. we were a couple of twisted weirdos…. oh, we once came up with a parody of “i hate myself” which went: “roses are red and violets are blue, i fuck dogs and kangaroos….” you get the idea….

    some freinds and i plan to go to the low budgets video shoot… it will be my first time seeing you guys live, and i am very much looking forward to it…. cheers, -aric

  5. barely accesible Says:

    so
    I’ve re conjured all these notes/lyrics and find myself taking retards to the zoo. It’s a nice zoo. There are primates there and as a support worker to those living with (visible) disabilities, my life is good and I get compensated for examining said prmates. Astonishing remorse. Hi Dave

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