Not Richard, But Dick

Not Richard, But Dick T-Shirts now avalable!
Not Richard, But Dick T-Shirts are now avalable!

20 Responses to “Not Richard, But Dick”

  1. Ian Says:

    I’m going to get one and go back to my high school. When the principal asks me to change into my gym shirt for the remainder of the day, I’m going to stand up, walk out of History class, get in my car and go home.
    Hah! I’m so showing that jerk!

  2. George C Says:

    I bought this shirt at the show back in the day when L tshirts fit me. I would buy it again but you dont have XXL (extra extra lardass). Just remember that some of your fans have gotten old and fat and would still buy your apparel if they could fit into it.

  3. Derek Says:

    Oooh baby! Yeah that is so hot….c’mon, get on me, now..oh yeah, oh yeah! God I want you..I know some guys say your the worst, but damn, mmmm..you sure were good to me…Now only if I could hear you one more time.

  4. josh whitman Says:

    awesome fuckin’ shirt! funny, i was just cooking my cat.

  5. mason Says:

    i remember walking into to an old comic book / cd store a few years ago and finding not richard but dick in the discount bin. the guy said he had the cd for years and couldnt get rid of it and that i could have it for free. so awesome. i think im going to have to get this shirt as well.

  6. B hoch Says:

    Believe it or not, wearing this shirt was kinda trendy when I was in jr. high in ‘93. decendents too. Ya know back when you and that gorilla girl used to go down to the shore?!?! I am proud of the students at that school for being cool at such a young age.
    I will buy!

  7. Cronic!!!! Says:

    YES!!
    Ah the memories- 16 years old, seeing the show at the The Grand in NYC and in the second song my glasses flew off and broke and i squinted through the rest, including an appearance by a full horn section-

    And the next day, wearing this shirt to Sol Moscot eyeglass store- and these two old guys seeing the back of it (”Dick is Swell”) who said “yeah she knows what’s up!!”.
    And I was just listening to this album but an hour ago…

  8. Ricky Says:

    i got that t-shirt! its so sick, thats my favorite shirt.

  9. Crazy Nutso Says:

    I can remember wanting to get a Dead Milkmen T-shirt at the Pittsburgh Not Richard But Dick show, but not being secure enough in my masculenity to wear a shirt that said ‘I like dick’… I’m a sad little man.

  10. dances with wolves horizontally Says:

    I gotta get me one of those.

  11. iunex Says:

    Back in like 96 - 97 My mother worked at a graphics art school i had here scan the album art of this cassette and made me a shirt of it, kicks ass! awesome!

  12. Lemon Says:

    I used to have the cow logo pre-album shirt that said “Dick is coming”

    I wore it all the time in high school for about a year but the funny thing is that I was only asked to change my shirt one time.

  13. Ben Says:

    But still no news that “Not Richard…” is going to be re-released someday?? That was my favorite album then my ex-girlfriend took it after we broke up, now I have to pay $40 to get it secondhand off the net! Grrrr!

  14. Jym Says:

    I was lucky and randomly realized that I had a copy of “Not Richard, But Dick” that I borrowed from someone years ago. I guess I’ve technically stolen it now. Oh well. Luckily, I didn’t have to find it on the net somewhere. Although, I did find “Soul Rotation” for $3 so that was a good deal. Thank god for poor people with changing musical tastes.

  15. James A. Brown Says:

    I got Not Richard but Dick when it first came out on cassette tape. My girldfriend at the time accidently slamed it in the car door and broke it. Over the next several years I searched Louisville, KY and found one copy on C.D. No time after the purchase I had to relocate to Missouri and in doing so I left my latest acquisition at a cast party for Oklahoma. That was in 1998 and it wasn’t until six months ago that I was able to find it again. Definatley my favorite album of theirs. I was glad to get it and turn my eighteen year old nephew on to them as well. When I was eighteen (twelve years ago) no one in rural Kentucky had heard of the Dead Milkmen. Everyone thought I was some kind of freak as I left the school parking lot blasting Bleach Boys. You see…I have been a classicaly trained flutist since I was eleven.

  16. swami Says:

    Not Richard But Dick was the first thing i got of the ‘dead milkmen’. I guess it’s the minimalism that attracted me to it, but at first i was expecting something
    different. Afterall it is out of print and when i bought it, I paid forty dollars for it. I think I was expecting something big like ‘The thing that only eats hippies’. ‘The Woman Who Is Also A Mongoose’ was my favorourite track from the 10 track 1993 album to begin with but as i listened to it more and more i learnt to understand the other songs, and now i listen to it almost every day. ‘Little Volcano’,'I Started To Hate You’ are really special too. They remind me of the person who turned me onto ‘Dead Milkmen’, He was especially tallented at freestyle BMX however changed his story and traded the bicycle business for medical school. I thought he was so cool.

  17. Dan Says:

    I just found my old cassette version of this. Haven’t heard it in like 5+ years. good stuff, still remember the words.

  18. brent Says:

    i was wearing my “DICK IS COMING” shirt from the not richard but dick tour in 1993 when i met my wife in ‘95. She thought it was funny then and still loves me in my infinite geekiness today. She just finished my Dead Milkmen shrine and i couldnt be prouder(i have set lists from shows in the early nineties that she framed with all my album covers)
    I’ve also seen myself in “PHILADELPHIA IN LOVE” video. Stuart, recorded at the Palamino in L.A. im the tallest guy there (6′5) andmy head just floats above the others. needless to say 13 years later when i bought the video and saw myself, i about shit

  19. jeff Says:

    I still have this shirt from the tour. early 94 I think,huntsville, AL , Dick is Swell on the back, i remember my art teacher didn’t think it was artistic. what did she know. who was the band with the chick singer that opened for them. possum dixxon was there too.

  20. Jen Says:

    Oh, I want one of these. I have the “Dick is Coming” shirt, but it can’t really be worn anymore. I’m lucky enough to have the album too, its one of my favorites.

Leave a Reply