New T-Shirts Are Here!
Impact Merchandising have just launched a few new t-shirt designs for the Fall. Get ‘em while their hot! Try the new charcoal “Got Milkmen?”, the white “Smokin Banana” and the new classic black “Elsie” designs on for size. All shirts are 100% pre-shrunk heavy-duty cotton.
September 27th, 2005 at 9:12 pm
What the hell?? We’re not all emo kids!! How about some XXL or XXXL sizes?? Show some love for the fat people or the people that shrink everything like me!! Dammit!!
September 27th, 2005 at 10:45 pm
You mean they make XXXL as a size?!
Seriously though – email Impact and ask what they can do for you. They are great folks to work with.
September 28th, 2005 at 2:50 am
They make shirts in up to 5XL, strangely enough.
These are all pretty badass designs, I’m gonna say the “Got Milkmen?” one is my favorite.
September 28th, 2005 at 8:56 am
What the heck, I will post this here. I went to the flea market a few years ago, and they had a booth with 10XL t-shirts. I almost bought a 10XL orange pocket t-shirt. I asked the guy(this guy was easily 600 lbs) where the pocket t-shirts were, and he pointed with his slice of pizza that was in his right hand. In the other hand, he was stuffing fried dough into his mouth. He had powdered sugar all over his chin and shirt. I had to leave the booth because it was cracking me up.
September 28th, 2005 at 11:30 am
I don’t want to say I am fat or anything but…Dean is is possible to get the Dead Milkmen logo placed on a tarp or (even more fitting) a Moo Moo (get it?).
September 28th, 2005 at 8:11 pm
Good stuff! I’m glad you got some new merch out its always nice to see the goods.
October 1st, 2005 at 1:28 am
MangTheGoat sounds just like Bill Sr.
BigTimeOperator:
Funny you should ask. This year we are offering the Limited Edition Giligan’s Island Dead Milkmen Co-Branaded Milk-Maid Marianne Ginagham Plaid Moo Moo Tent Tabernacle. You might Call it a Chuppa.
October 13th, 2005 at 11:09 pm
Dude these shirts kick ass! I’m so glad you finally got the Elsie Cow on a black tee! I’m totally gonna buy one!
October 31st, 2005 at 3:36 pm
Phew!
Just in time for my c. 1990 black Elsie to biodegrade.
November 2nd, 2005 at 12:14 pm
U GUYS RULE
November 30th, 2005 at 12:02 am
My favorite DM shirt of all time my sister picked up for me at a show in North Carolina. It had the logo on the front, and the back read “My Mom Hates the Dead Milkmen.” I wore it until it literally fell apart. I wonder if I can find that shit online?
December 5th, 2005 at 10:12 am
Hi guys, Hi joe, these are the coolest new tees in the world…do you have one to fit over my 1963 Pontiac?
December 30th, 2005 at 6:13 am
Ah man, why don’t they make a Dead Milkmen shirt for the husky gentleman? I am roughly the size of Dan’s pontiac, so perhaps they can make 2 such tees? Eh?
August 7th, 2006 at 5:21 am
did u offer any logo,s other than three(Got Milkmen,Smokin Banana&black “Elsie”),
shirts are 100% pre-shrunk ,what about fat people.
August 15th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
hey how come the link doesnt work? and um where can i find that my mom hates the dead milkmen shirt? i know im needy but i love ya so come on play some shows in california like in the ie I would do just about anything to see you live like eat 300 servings of fudge banana swirl
April 1st, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I lost you and now ive found you! Ive been lovin you for over 15 years and I still cant get enough!!!!! Now it’s time to teach my little ones who love to rock out to you. We are in search of toddler size T’s. Any chance of a Utah performance?
I love the dead milkmen and so does my mom!
June 29th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Do you make them in a fitted shirt? something more sexy. i ran into someone with one and they told me to come here.
July 3rd, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Damn what’s up with all the fatasses? Love you guys since I was like fuckin 10! Thanks D.M.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
The t-shirt website no longer works!
June 30th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
OK Dave – link fixed – just for you to buy 50 shirts for all your friends and family!
July 27th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
# Adam Says: “My favorite DM shirt of all time my sister picked up for me at a show in North Carolina. It had the logo on the front, and the back read “My Mom Hates the Dead Milkmen.”
I second that. Please do a remake of this shirt!!
August 15th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Adam Says: “My favorite DM shirt of all time my sister picked up for me at a show in North Carolina. It had the logo on the front, and the back read “My Mom Hates the Dead Milkmen.”
Seriously. That. Would be some ill shit. DM = lovelovelove. (: